Yee

yeet

Cop: How high are you?
Me: No, it's Hi how are you?

I was doing a swat training thing today and got shot in the nuts with simunition so I love my life rn

..Oh god

I've been shot in the ass with that stuff

Yeah shit hurts, the dude bursted me with his ar and two shots hit me in the balls

lol wtf

I would have gotten back up and knocked him in the teeth.

I was playing a methed out hostage taker so he was in his right

RIP balls

RIP fertility

It wasn’t on purpose but shit hurtttt

The worst simunations round I ever took was in the forehead 👀

He was swat so I would have been fucked up if I tried to fight him lmaooo

Damn I can only imagine that

You ever just have a friend that does nothing but bully you in the dms

smh

I bully people I like.

Not naming any names here but

@Shattered

But again, not naming names ofc

@Farunel youre the bully!

NO U

Lovers

Hey Quiet

Hi uwu

They died

So, next wednesday i'll be on Chris Hansen 😄

They want to talk to me about onion

fully

gotta make some notes/sources

very cool!! good luck w/ your notes 😄

I love how chris hansen came to youtube thinking it was legit media

like he still acts professional

adorable boomer tv man

Chris hansen is gonna slide into them DMS.

"So Onision, why don't you take a seat right here?"

Lol

Morning

Hey Lane!