To her best friend Danielle

shes not gay though

And then pretend it's significant because you performed the kiss ritual.

Her friend is divorcing her husband and neither of them ever want to marry anyone so they're just marrying eachother

Why did you mention me in confused

BIG BRAIN

shut the fuck up MILENNIAL

Me and my boyfriend actually are doing it a bit different if we get married, it’s gonna be a bit of expensive party but instead of buying a gift we want our family to donate to animal rescue groups

LOL

ive offered to marry my canadian friend a few times so she can get a green card

And bring in some animals that need to be adopted, buttttt also have fun party

but she wont do it

shes scared we'll get caught

@Mariah Loves Toast I love it

@Mariah Loves Toast You kumbaya motherfucker...

Maypole dancing ass

Hippie bitch

lololol

How does marrying for a green card work anyway?

uhhh I’m not a hippie I’m more of a pastel goth style mixed with some decora fashion hints

But go off chief

did this bitch just say pastel goth

>go off

@Mariah Loves Toast we would do that, but my boyfriend probably wants attachments for his kitchen aide mixer

@Stone Cold Steve Autism I think in the U.S it gives you a tax cut and if you have like a bunch of kids you can in some places pay little taxes also being married gives you legal benefits as well like full access to seeing someone in a hospital or jail I think

perish

Damn didn’t mean to spark a damn debate

Will do, thanks.

Jules you're cool they're fiesty tonight

LOL

i dont know how marrying for a green card works

i just offered

@Seabass Doesn't marriage like... have an equivalent for solely the tax benefits?

Ya just get married and boom green card I’m pretty sure

Who wants to marry me to move to america 😎

@dani(el) marry me please

jk who the fuck would want to come here

Like in Australia we have de-facto partnerships.

youre already american

arent you

australian people arent people