But ever since general started saying video call it’s been being a little twit

I got too drunk

send help

have u maybe considered that ur the problem? 🤔

no

suffer

being wasted is fabulous

I am a mild probable

REEEE

*problem

@Farunel eat some pizza

I've never been this drunk

love it so much

i am heating up leftover scampi rn

So moon you aren’t entirely wrong

@Farunel drink some water or you'll have a banging headache in the morning

hahaha what abiut me lao

@Lao

See, I wish I could get wasted like you guys 👀

But no.

im hammerd lol

I gotta fuckin need like, 50 beers.

damn

I can’t get drunk, try as I might it just doesn’t happen

thats harsh

I also have the inability to get hungover

so that usually makes me the babysitter the morning after

I never get hung over. Like ever.

@P3arly22 you better hydrate bitch

I need to like

I could pound absinthe, get black out drunk, and never get a hangover.

let the dogs out to pee but htat sounds like a fucking task right now

@Mariah Loves Toast It's always great to hold someones hair.

putting hair in pony tails, rubbing people’s backs while they puke, supplying some Advil and hope for the best

why whay you gonna do @Lao teach me a lesson 😉

Idk how I am typing cause I have 0 equilibrium at the moment

Funeral, go to bed.

NO

Ur magic man, ur the piano man

I gotta pikc up dog poo

@Mariah Loves Toast Making sure you roll them onto their sides, if they are still asleep