I could drink y'all under the table.

Lao, let's go

Drink with me

Each time I get wasted I promise myself that I won't drink ever again. And then I drink again.

Ha

Lmao

Sissy.

You wanted to get drunk with beer

You ain't never been absinthe drunk, I bet.

@Squeaks it's a Thursday night! I will drink you under the table tomorrow

when I get tipsy I just hug everyone

Bitch you gonna be the one under the table

I'll 1000% purchase a ticket to Ireland

Drink you under the table so far you end up back in the US

I'm a giggle drunk.

I get very, VERY silly when I'm hammered.

Drink vodka with me then

I giggle and also just hug and love everyone

Vodka is water to me.

oh god no vodka is satanic for me man

I once took a bottle of vodka that was fucking huge, one of those dumb cheap ones

Proceded to chug it.

Your silly, american vodka is surely like water

Like I drank a quarter of it lmao

I mean

I can chug whiskey

🤷

I chug booze like it's water.

Lmao what

I bet theres lurkers in here

So those are to the lurkers

That's kinda sad honestly

Some asian woman called

I yelled at her

The pizza places here, if you get prank called, you get the food anyways

Which is nice.

I hate that shit

@Squeaks deal

I do too.

But at the same time

Like fuck.