nake me !

I better pick up the shits rn

make*

here friggin goes

even lol

Luckily most of the time they seem to realize “ah shit I need to sit up” or the worst of the worst are crumbled in the bathroom with a tub and toilet at their disposal

I don’t even drink, I just go for the socialization and for friends

I drink

Like I have drank but I don’t do it much cuz usually I’m babysitting everyone to make sure nobody does completely stupid things

It might come as a shock to everyone though

I could drink y'all under the table.

Lao, let's go

Drink with me

Each time I get wasted I promise myself that I won't drink ever again. And then I drink again.

Ha

Lmao

Sissy.

You wanted to get drunk with beer

You ain't never been absinthe drunk, I bet.

@Squeaks it's a Thursday night! I will drink you under the table tomorrow

when I get tipsy I just hug everyone

Bitch you gonna be the one under the table

I'll 1000% purchase a ticket to Ireland

Drink you under the table so far you end up back in the US

I'm a giggle drunk.

I get very, VERY silly when I'm hammered.

Drink vodka with me then

I giggle and also just hug and love everyone

Vodka is water to me.

oh god no vodka is satanic for me man

I once took a bottle of vodka that was fucking huge, one of those dumb cheap ones

Proceded to chug it.

Your silly, american vodka is surely like water

Like I drank a quarter of it lmao

I mean

I can chug whiskey

🤷

I chug booze like it's water.

Lmao what

I bet theres lurkers in here

So those are to the lurkers