Troubled you dont have basement privileges

Don't @ me

lmfao

I wouldn't be surprised if bad moon or gay retard created a weird gay fanfic one day due to all of this slander.

moon

lets do it

>baiting you into doing more stupid shit

<:Merchant:306622880542621696>

yes yes

so rude

LOL

am i too nice

>Seabass baiting them into writing him into a fanfic

This seems like a trap

idek you except from the other day

You just want fanfiction

Crafty is based

im getting a little insecure about my niceness

We don't bully crafty

Except for his weird feet

false I want to see them be retarded

rude

LOL

my feet are lovely

You are unsettlingly flexible though

Reminds me of the contortionists they use for certain horror films

im a monster

Can you touch your ass to your head?

like backwards

i dont think so

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/14/e0/de/14e0dec1edf1511d0f16914f06d78a3c.jpg

i cant bend backwards well

YoSee

that's possible? jesus christ

You see Crafty

If you can get to this point

NOBODY will ever mug you

Because if you get approached in a dark alley you just pull some exorcist shit on them

if someone mugs me i will kill them

👀

*seabass and troubled walk into the proud boys meeting*
*they share looks*
hi, im troubled, ready to punch a femoid?
hi troubled, im seabass, i am. they turned me down, stupid bitches
good, lets get our beating sticks
*they walk into a side room away from the rest of the group*
wow, its tight in here
yea seabass, i bet i know what else could be tight
*troubled bends seabass over and rips off his american flag leggings*
woah troubled, we cant do this here
shut up, im a chad i can do whatever
*troubled puts his dick into seabass's chocolate starfish, his fuper tickling seabass's back*
fuck, thats a chad cock, what is it, 4 inches
3, and yea, i know
*they both shit and die*