him being a great cook has nothing to do with me being gay

wait what

oh

that dick made me gay

oof

everyone i know who doesn't like steak is gay wtf

was it that bad

no it was fine

i just dont like red meat is all

and your dick was 9/10 needed more salt

bruh

@Kathrine noodle looking ass

slurp slurp

yes

@coochie The fuck you doin up so early

Morning

its 2pm you Americans

time zones have you fucked up

Yeah, I'm super American

Canada or what

If you could legally Beat up someone
Who would it be?

@Oskar

anytime all the time

@Kathrine i've literally beat you before

fucking bodyslammed you

literally no one:
your chair: its time

lao is english

I thought Lao was Irish

I've just had a fucking allergic reaction to my face wash and my entire face is swollen

I look like a balloon

good job

@Lao I hate when that happens, I usually get a rash on my neck

@Lao omg 😭 My best friend had a similar thing happen but with hair dye and her whole head swelled up so bad. I'm sorry that happened!

Oof man

BIG OOF

Big sad

I'm using a face wash now that gives me an allergic reaction

I'm literally on my way to university and look awful

😭

Lao, just like. Don't go

Boom