Psst

@Princess Maya Sorry for the ping, but I put a picture in Pets of Rascal lookin like a pillow

I'm watching the aristocrats on Disney plus

Idk if anyone plays animal crossing pocket camp but if you do can we agree it’s the best thing ever

I vanted a svastika, but nneeiiiiiiin, apparently ze nazis vere "baaaad people"

I'm waiting on pizza to arrive

But it's a sneaky pizza because everyone is in bed

So I have to keep an eye out so he doesnt ring the doorbell

And wake everyone up

Because then my mam will beat me

@Lao can't you leave instructions when you leave the order?

like

I did I said knock on the window

"send your hottest delivery guy" or "I'm hungover so just leave it in the kitchen, back door's unlocked"

But sometimes the delivery drivers are retarded and ring the bell

I want a cookie

Idk where you live but our back garden is walled off from the front

Same here

Give me cookies

but it's easy to open the locking mechanism from the other side

just reach over

grab it

lift it

Bop

It

Twist it

Hard to open a brick wall

Pull it

Ah

our fences are heavy metal

and shit

also doesn't help that they fucked up

oi

the fences are supposed to be out of the way of coastal wind

but they're just... not

Steve

waking up at 2 am

fuck yeah

Jax hates you for helping me find this voice changer

so under heavy enough wind they'll bend and warp