Not the worst I've dealt with.

yeah i dog sit my friend's dog and it pays better than most jobs around here

It's not that hard.

It's just pain: I could deal with it, and so long as I was careful, not much she could do.

$200 a week to watch her dog for 5 hours a day lol

A lot of people said I should have tried to kill her or hit her

MFW that would have been so much worse.

If she had decided I was actively trying to hurt/kill her, she would have tigthened up even more

And that would have caused fucking damage, as the only thing keeping her from strangling me was my hand on the other side of my neck

So, RIP me if she had decided to get squeezy.

holy fuck

uhhh my friend's dog never tries to kill me

I have worked alongside horses (hobby and job) for almost 7 years. Have only been bitten once and stood on twice. Luckily I have good reflexes.

i got robbed once at work lol

i got knocked out once at work

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workers comp for a few weeks

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I didn't get shit 🤷

I didn't want anything.

I literally went back to work after

well i had to go to hospital

Despite having to bandage TF out of my wrist, and the fact my arm was blue af lmao

I mean

to get my brain checked

I should have gone

that gotta be paid for as it is

Have you not seen a reticulated pythons teeth lmao

they can cause massive nerve damage

Or muscle damage

I REALLY should have gone but I didn't really want too, because why should I if I felt fine and was able to work

I wanted to finish my shift

@Sascha Same! Luckily they only took my riding crop/whip. What did you get taken from you?

Also man eater: My shifts usually started at 3 am or earlier, and often didn't stop until after 5 pm

Sometimes 11 pm.

And then I'd have work at 3 am

so I'd have like 2-3 hours to sleep, then right back on the grind train.

chugga chugga.

it was when i worked at the amusement park, they took like $800 from my register but got tackled by security at the gate and we got everything back

Eeeyy

Get fucked