Message from @Syenite
Discord ID: 645791803483619328
Double trouble
Fists
iβm currently on my head
Scientifically speaking, the rectum is 2.5inches in width and can stretch up to 8 inches, and since a raccoon can fit into 4 inch holes, you can have **two** raccoons in there
You're welcome
No
stop that.
my head hurts and my eyes are so red
Get off your head
i look like i snorted 3 joint, maybe 6
Do you want to die
yes
Well... shit
Keep doing what you're doing
blood in your stool? no problem! stand on your head for 53 minutes a day so all the blood rushes to the top of your head, instead of your rectum
screwed if you have a bloody nose, though
I thought blood in your stool was a result of hemmeroids
You're welcome to everyone who is snooping on this server, for these riveting conversations
I like the cut of your jib @bad moon π
what does that mean
O.O
I just saw the facts lol
they've currently learnt how to stop blood out the ass and that 2 racoons fit in someones anal cavity
what is a jib
I have a stoopid phone that tries to help
It means I like your style
(:
cool
iβm wearing my boyfriendβs pants
liar
It's a pirate term. It means I like your style
I love wearing my boyfriends trousers
A jib helps steer the ships course. It was another way of saying I like the way your heading
They're so big and baggy and comfortable
baggy trousers
Fuck I'm stoned I should be quiet
Hes 5ft11 and I'm 5ft3 so yes they are very baggy
shortarses
I'm irish its unavoidable
iβm 5β2 and heβs 6β4
LOOOL