test my abilities

why not?

he’s got the tight idea ^

*right idea

eh, i’m sure he’s tight too

oh fuck, your idea is sooo tight

*wink*

(:

never had another man before so i'd hope so

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lol

i can fix that

Psh who says you need a man

You have two fists

HM? HUH?

do i look like i want to replicate goatse?!

Two

Double trouble

Fists

i’m currently on my head

Scientifically speaking, the rectum is 2.5inches in width and can stretch up to 8 inches, and since a raccoon can fit into 4 inch holes, you can have **two** raccoons in there

You're welcome

No

stop that.

my head hurts and my eyes are so red

Get off your head

i look like i snorted 3 joint, maybe 6

Do you want to die

yes

Well... shit

Keep doing what you're doing

blood in your stool? no problem! stand on your head for 53 minutes a day so all the blood rushes to the top of your head, instead of your rectum

screwed if you have a bloody nose, though

I thought blood in your stool was a result of hemmeroids

You're welcome to everyone who is snooping on this server, for these riveting conversations

I like the cut of your jib @bad moon 🌑

what does that mean

O.O

Jib*

I just saw the facts lol

they've currently learnt how to stop blood out the ass and that 2 racoons fit in someones anal cavity

what is a jib