LOL

I shall call you librarian

i’m gay just to be funny

if u aint gray or mandalorian GETOUT

i’ve been dating my bf for 4 months, which is 4 months longer than any of seabass’ relationships (:

I'm actually gay, cause women are not for me......

@Sir Aggie

I’m just bisexual because well 1. That’s just who i am and 2. I just love girls too much but also love boys

and I love my husband

u r huh

big boi

@The Librarian are you a guy?

yep

>still comparing me to her relationships

the desperation reeks

oh badass

you know it

if it’s not apparent, i’m a girl lol

a WOMAN, i mean

i’m a woman

NOSHIT

i know

thanks

i pay TAXES

i make my BED

i have SEX

I am also woman but I do not pay taxes or make my bed

damn....she's sophisticated

i BALL MY OWN WATERMELON

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

dont know about makin your bed

imma say it, watermelon is the grossest fruit

Grapes are the overlords and that’s just the truth

mariah, i’m taking back that forehead kiss

No no listen here me out

Grapes are literally so versatile

nvm, just gimme your watermelon instead. i’ll still kiss u

i fookin love tight grapes

grapes with a surface tension are *cheff’s kiss*

no goth gurls here

pfttttttttttttttttt

lame