Message from @Kade

Discord ID: 647632582695059497


2019-11-23 02:15:35 UTC  

no

2019-11-23 02:15:39 UTC  

oh ok

2019-11-23 02:15:42 UTC  

yes

2019-11-23 02:16:12 UTC  

worst pickup line: β€œwanna ride in my jeep? i took the doors off”

2019-11-23 02:16:29 UTC  

we’re looking for a new car and one of the cars my mom likes is a fucking jeep

2019-11-23 02:16:36 UTC  

i’d rather die than be a jeep person

2019-11-23 02:25:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/647623621182881792/cybertruck-5.png

2019-11-23 02:25:29 UTC  

ok now you’re just fucking with me

2019-11-23 02:26:17 UTC  

That looks like a paper air plane with wheels

2019-11-23 02:27:31 UTC  

Although Jeep's new pick-up truck does look pretty badass

2019-11-23 02:28:15 UTC  

RIP me

2019-11-23 02:33:06 UTC  

Oof

2019-11-23 02:34:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/647626052570447893/77258587_3213640988707731_2632512393476833280_n.png

2019-11-23 02:49:16 UTC  

It looks like something out of an 80s sci Fi movie or from the original total recall

2019-11-23 02:54:40 UTC  

That car be gross

2019-11-23 02:58:07 UTC  

K.I.T.T's alternate armour mode

2019-11-23 02:59:07 UTC  
2019-11-23 02:59:09 UTC  

Anyone else wanna surgically remove their nips?

2019-11-23 02:59:38 UTC  

TRANNY @Kade

2019-11-23 03:00:40 UTC  

Welp you guessed it

2019-11-23 03:01:04 UTC  

They make me mad uncomfortable so I wanna get top surgery and my nips removed

2019-11-23 03:06:54 UTC  

Damn bro u do got some big ass nipples @Crafty mine are big too idk if those mfers will shrink a little when i get jacked

2019-11-23 03:06:57 UTC  

@xTroubledxSoulx thanks for announcing your arrival, but you didn’t need to

2019-11-23 03:07:10 UTC  

thanks

2019-11-23 03:07:11 UTC  

your nipples will always be puffy, fatty boy

2019-11-23 03:07:22 UTC  

crafty, your nipples are art

2019-11-23 03:07:35 UTC  

like Michelangelo did them himself

2019-11-23 03:07:58 UTC  

he must’ve also made taylor’s penis, considering how itty bitty it is @xTroubledxSoulx

2019-11-23 03:08:28 UTC  

@bad moon πŸŒ‘ ❀️

2019-11-23 03:08:30 UTC  

@Kade donate your nipples to me

2019-11-23 03:08:33 UTC  

i just want them

2019-11-23 03:08:45 UTC  

BLAUNDEE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND ME A HEART BEFORE I SAY WEIRD ASS SHIT

2019-11-23 03:08:46 UTC  

UGH

2019-11-23 03:08:53 UTC  

@Blaundee πŸ’™ DAMN

2019-11-23 03:08:59 UTC  

Didn't the statue of david have a huge Hog way back when?

2019-11-23 03:09:01 UTC  

But like

2019-11-23 03:09:05 UTC  

they modified it

2019-11-23 03:09:14 UTC  

no

2019-11-23 03:09:15 UTC  

because little dicks were more *aesthetic*

2019-11-23 03:09:19 UTC  

it’s always been small