It was just me my mom and my daddy

So we were pretty good

@Blaundee no ur perfect

As a pale af person. I go into the sun and I am burnt in 5 minutes. You do not want this existence.

DOWN ON THE GROUND

HES HOLDING AN ILLEGAL SPOON

TAZE ‘IM LADS!

If you are a big game hunter, you deserve a knife, and quality time with a lion, pussies fight for your game and if the lion kills you, oh well.

@Catieeatscats learn from me: just dont go into the sun lmao

what is this? paleness olympics?

Can't be. My existence made that obsolete

I'm so ready for a nap

I've been up for 30 something hours xD don't be talking to me about no damn naps

@Lao oop

@insanelyvain I really don't fucking care

@insanelyvain why've ya been up so long

My family is fucked in the head LOOOOOL

Since we're half scottish, we love irn bru

And mam comes home with a fucking advent calendar today

IRN BRU

YOU ORANGE FUCK

I don't know this language

I'm FUCKING DEAD

WHY did she buy an advent calendar with LITERALLY JUST cans of irn bru

Is it

A

What

The fuck

@Blaundee how DARE you

Is that comparable to a beer advent calendar if it were a thing

Is it beer

What is Irn bru?

I like irn bru

I dont know how to explain what it is

Its bright orange

Orange flavoured soda

Ahhh

loaded with sugar

No it doesnt taste like orange