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one more and then sadly I have to get back to work

You know what I desire? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.

I'll let you know if she responds

awesome, I'll keep an eye on Discord

@Literally John Elway

woah....

thats deep

>She didn't pray to Elway

>you want me to tell you something really bad t-that happened to m-me?

She really should have prayed to John Elway

Wtf

wut

Why are we posting niggerball

Cause we were trolling some fat bitch

Some broke fat thot

@lynnUwU white mizzy

Oh

Oh god no

Another mizzy

Pump n dump

Also the last message was probably the funniest one of them all

Heh

Cause she was serious

I was not

>mfw I casually read it as "My cousin got boned"

Probably by Brady

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