That is a nice cowe. Reminds me of the story of the flood from Genesis.

In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.

And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.

And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.

And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.

Amen.

Discord is God's gift to man

one more and then sadly I have to get back to work

You know what I desire? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.

I'll let you know if she responds

awesome, I'll keep an eye on Discord

@Literally John Elway

woah....

thats deep

>She didn't pray to Elway

>you want me to tell you something really bad t-that happened to m-me?

She really should have prayed to John Elway

Wtf

wut

Why are we posting niggerball

Cause we were trolling some fat bitch

Some broke fat thot

@lynnUwU white mizzy

Oh

Oh god no

Another mizzy

Pump n dump

Also the last message was probably the funniest one of them all

Heh

Cause she was serious

I was not

>mfw I casually read it as "My cousin got boned"

Probably by Brady

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