I loved staff duty, shammed so hard

I was Sham Master Flash

i used to take it from my buddies for cash

I used to polish boots for beer

i did it 3 days in a row andd had to go to the hospital 😄

My first 2 years we were in BDUs still

😮

Faggot bridgade

First deployment we even had DCUs

when i got out half of the people were acu and half were the new scorp

So much better than that gay ass ACU faggotry

acu dont blend into literally anything

I wore 4 utility uniforms and 3 different dress uniforms in 7.5 years I was in

i remember setting up cwire and having a uniform inspection right after and they would ask us why our uniforms were ripped

like dude what

As I was 5 different, BDUs had a summer and winter variety

😮

CIF was always a hoot

Especially during transitions

@BleekDreemer yes this is the Krusty Krab

Oy vey I'll order lasaga

cif was so gay

sign for this shit you didnt get

sign for this shit that your battlebuddies will steal

I've got so much TA-50

personally my favorite was how 5-50 cord was used for literally everything

that shit was like oxygen

@BleekDreemer beefy lasag

Oof

When I got blown up and medevacd (just a TBI, nothing crazy), they wrote off all my shit as combat loss because the air force lost between Kyrgyzstan and Germany lololol, found it 6 months after I ets'd and sent it to my home of record. 3 fucking duffel bags full

@BleekDreemer ask @j danielson about beefy lasagna

he knows alot about it

😮

dude

you hav everything?

The AF even gave me a letter to give to CIF and I didn't pay shit

Yep, just no sensitive items

dude what do you still have

oh

no nods?

lol