Most fun you'll EVER have

just hook a mask to some helium

then you will have a good time

Then you'll be face down ass up for your moms and paramedics to walk in on in the am

This guy knows

I had a capsule of liquid xanax and 4 shots of tequilla once

never again

@TrollofFate because I am a medic lololol

Literally walked in on 2 cops doing CPR on an obviously 23 wearing only a tshirt and nothing else. 630 am isn't for the faint of heart

An obviously DOA 23 y/o*

dead on arrival?

Yep. Got a call for an unresponsive person, cops beat us there and were pumping on the chest, even though there was marked lividity (blood pooling at the lowest point of gravity due to lack of being circulated since the heart has been pumping for a while)

Has not *

lit

ever had to do a trach?

horrible spelling

Nope, only on a pig trachea in paramedic school

It was cool watching the lungs inflate/deflate after dropping the tube

And we do crichothyrotomies instead of tracheotomies how

Now

membrain is thick

thats right shit

I only know minor shit

Much less damage to throat and wo t require a teach collar after

trachs are done when you dont have a cric

Trach*

>deployed

sorry

Last resort

yeet

Trach is easier but way worse for Pt

Only learned how to save a life but nothing else

CLS?

TCCC

getting more into meds and procedures in like 3 months

So you've done PHTLS?

Or ACLS

I wont have to complete them

just know bits and pieces to help SOFMEs

its not my primary job

Word, what's your primary