shocker, I was correct

I know

In fact

People like me soooo much

They try to get firing squads to shoot me while I’m tied to a pole

seems like a personal problem

I bet you’re gonna Ban me right about now

**please fucking don’t it’s a joke**

I am not the person to have your pity party with

you might want to try 1 of the other admins

Dude I’m kidding

People don’t tell me to fuck off every 5 seconds

I wasn't

And they DEFINATELY don’t get firing squads together

this is where you are explaining the jokes

I get what you mean

I bet you have a fuck ton of friends that you watch rick and morty with

Yeah I do, despite the fact I don’t even watch it

you all flock to each other and explain each others jokes like you're fucking einstien

My friends are all gay

I would imagine

*I slowly begin dying on the inside*

now is the time where you say you're joking and they are all actually straight

A while ago in shook

can you not be this autistic please

you're hurting me

Do you see why we made a seperate server

It’s my fucking autocorrect

ItS YOu iN GenERaL

lol

So My Friends are Fucking retarded

In a talent show in school

My friend registered with the talent “Can move ears”

Made it to 3d place

Don’t know how

That's literally the worst story I've ever heard

My life is Dull

You should join the military

Go outside then

Yep

What he said