lol

So My Friends are Fucking retarded

In a talent show in school

My friend registered with the talent “Can move ears”

Made it to 3d place

Don’t know how

That's literally the worst story I've ever heard

My life is Dull

You should join the military

Go outside then

Yep

What he said

I’m a normal teen, in a normal school, in a not so normal group of retarded cunts

You will aquire new friends, and new skills

no more dull

so become a superhero and join the US Army

I’m 15

I know

Gross

Uncle Sam wants your fresh new asshole to plow

I remember when I was 15

I’ll swim in fucking radiation

Get all the superpowers

I was a fucking retard when I was 15, all I did was party

I am a fucking retarded piece of shit

And all I do is hang around my friends because I feel insecure about myself

good for you

I know

What emotion is this

Imma swim in Radiation

Gives me superpowers

I mean Superman did it

And he’s real

Superman had powers on earth because of the atmosphere

First step is stop being intentionally weird

you fucking mongrel

Oof

I didn’t read his Biography

It's a rough place, Faggot Brigade

Let's dunk on this little nigger and red pill him.

Do you guys want me to leave?