Agreed

You've been on planet earth for like half an hour

What's ohhhh soooo terrible

Anyone have dead memes to share?

So you want sparklers or streamers for your pity party? 🎉

I don’t know

Shut up, faggot

You're adopted

Also it’s my birthday todaaaay

Now go buy us beer

I’m 15 and don’t live in fucking Germany

Did you just turn 15 or 16

I turned 15

Doesn't really matter honestly, life is not that bad

Agreed

Find better friends irl

Helps immensely

You are who you associate with

Yeah my friends are shits

Dump them

god this is fucking disgusting

You don't need that dead weight

Only like 2 who I can trust

is this what its like having children

Fuck them all

Yep

I know

Except my kid doesn't take shit

its confirmed, never having kids

From other kids that is

I cant reassure people, it hurts

Oh I'm not, just laying down some facts

I’m sure the only reason half of them are friends with me is because they take homework off of me

You arn't though

you are trying to make him feel better in some aspect

shits disgusting

learn to take care of yourself teebs you little bitch, raise yourself

I'm telling him to do the exact opposite of what he's doing now

why

let him ruin himself, it will be funny

Agreed