so it works

Murder my boner

cause he has to feed milk to whatever the fuck lives under his bed

While you're at it

The milk goblins nigga

fucking mixing bowl full of milk under his bed

Fuckin milk gobliniggers

ill never fucking forget that

fucking never

That sounds foul

he's saving the chunks

it was one of the most scariest things iv ever fucking seen

I don't even know the story and it sounds gross beef

I was like dude, what in the fuck is under your bed

>most disgusting guy in our friend group
>gets a gf

literally wut

oh i was eating cereal earlier

nigga wut

Fuck yeah, getting a real life green text

Lol

I mean, his girlfriend correlates with his lifestyle

thats usually how it works

>Doesn't do his dishes or laundry
>Somehow his gf doesn't mind at all

brain will one day find a girl who watches all the fucked up docs on netflix

Where's my neat gf then nigger

or goes on pol

hopefully

its only a matter of time

time's a bitch

He's waiting for his Eva Braun

yes

I keep getting Jackie Kennedy

No bueno

Old Jackie Onassis liked the sand nigger dick

Groddie

Wasn't she getting plowed by some Egyptian or Lebanese millionaire

Hey

After jfk got shoa'd

gross

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