cause im in dota?

no eric we dont wanna play with u

ok cool

we can't hear you

no talky

cause im talking to parents on speaker

also it's up to sean

fucking leave

sean's going to go smoke

am smoke no go

my dad just called steve shrek

what play

Me trying to mack on that sweet, sweet Bernie roastie

>thunderstorms are not natural phenomena but warp drives of alien vessels entering or leaving Earth's atmosphere
>oceans are made of by the tears of weeping souls in hell
>Cain was gay
>humans are made by squids
>Germany won both world wars
>there is a singularity in every women's body
>the events of the Holy Bible are happening/will happen in the future, linear time is a lie made by Lucifer
>Westworld is a documentary
>gravity is love
>every planet in the Solar System is inhabited by humans
>the Internet is telepathy
>Morrowind is a real place
>Mozart is still alive

Sounds about right

wtf

did

I

just

find?

Dem pancake tiddies

true dat

Finally leaving today, waiting on my parents to come

Who

All of the MeToo and PizzaGate people

Woody Allen

Practically all of Hollywood

Especially Hollywood

nigga hit 4 bowls at once and then drank his black ass bong water

shit made me gag

Tbh I don't know how I feel about pizza gate

It sounds totally insane but makes sense in the same time

Cause there's definitely pedophiles working with the Democrats, that much is true

If you've seen these pride parades

Yeah the democrats defintaly got a network going

Is it all at a pizza shop? Doubt

I like how James Alefantis denied there was a basement but earlier said there was a basement