Who wears festive hats

And tells Dad jokes

just be in the back chugging beer

Like

comment section will go ape shit

30 minute video and this nigga chugging beer for 29 minutes

"What's yellow and black and makes me laugh?"

I will put my money into the car your buddy gave you, but you said you dont want to sell it

"A bus full of niggers rolling off a cliff"

Or, more topical, "My old yellow Volvo, full of niggers rolling off a cliff"

And we'll see about selling that tricked (eventually) Volvo, that's not necessarily a done deal I won't. I'd suck a dick for a million dollars, not much I won't do for money....or free

Or even less

I mean i understand if it had personal value but at the same time

I dont really understand sentiment

it is also within my person to remove things sentimental from people, cause it makes me feel good, so if you think you should keep it, i think you should as well

Sentiment is reserved for things like scavenged ISIS prayer beads, taking my son hunting and camping in a snow storm, or the Grand Canyon and it's expansive majesty.

when you make having children sound like that its nice

but then you would have to care for him if anything bad happened

why not just bring a dog

or a pet bear

Hahahaha he loved it and he's a lot easier to drag out of the woods than a full grown human

I dont own a dog, for the time being.

I wish I had a couple. I grew up with Great Danes and have had a couple as an adult

Aforementioned prayer beads

Cool knife

what

U

U

U

i also silver 2 lmao

😄

@amsalem u down to play a game of csgo

I’m back

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks can't rn

How about in like 5 hours?

@Deleted User

^^^^^^^^ that's the angstiest thing I've seen all week

I'm reporting you for stealing my private photos and making memes