bro message her right now and say where my fat forhead girl at

True being there for them just means you're in the friendzone

How do you make a woman? Simple: take a man, remove all accountability, remove all expectations of being told no, and add a vagina / boobs

and?

what else

mental status

tell me dear bran, if a girl hit you what would you do?

calm her down? hide?

you do literally anything to a girl and they will call the police and ruin your life

You can hit her back in that case

I should know, I've done it before

A fat girl tried hitting me so I punched her in the throat

https://twitter.com/new_engine/status/1040121045758423040

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btfo

I sent my girlfriend a racist meme and she thought it was funny, 10/10

It was tame though

@Deleted User wait to bang

Wow thank you that was succinct and without hurtful backhandedness

I'll take your advice cause you're not a flaming douche

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No problem, old sport.

crazy shit m8

Florence is subsequently what I call my dick

Cause it's penetrating the wet shores

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Big oof

To bad it's not a category 8 ;)

7.5 is still good

It's the motion of the winds

Not the category number

If it's a hurricane then it doesn't matter where the winds are blowing

The wind's gonna fuckin blow

Um

Ywah I don’t like musicals tho

Good

They're dum

John Travolta is the Aldi brand of Alec Baldwin