She's mad cause a vacuum is better at sucking dick than she is

how can u fuck a vacuum cleaner

there is no friction

I mean you can't fuck it

But it can suck your dick

still no friction

to make u horny

...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/homosexuality-led-to-extinction-of-dinosaurs-claims-top-scientist/

200 iq

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/qatar-jealous-husband-seals-wifes-vagina-with-crazy-glue/

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Qatari man thought it was a good idea to seal his wife’s vagina with crazy glue as he was going away for a few days on a business trip, reports the Doha Tribune this morning.
The 33-year-old man was brought forth before the court after his wife was rushed off to the emergency room and suffered medical complications and excruciating pain.

He confessed to the judge that he was guilty of gluing her genitals but only because he believed she had adulterous ideas after he found out she had liked a post of his 12-year-old cousin on Facebook.

Based

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/qatar-man-arrested-for-smuggling-bacon-in-his-anal-cavity/

BACON IS NOT ALLOWED

Due to Qatar’s strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that isn’t “permissible” or “allowed” in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very serious criminal charges.

Accused of “possession of controlled substances”, “trafficking controlled substances” and “illegal importation of controlled substances”, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 lashes and 15 years in prison.

Anal bacon lmao

When your country treats bacon like heroin

Welcome to COOLSVILLE

Mudslimes are missing out on some tasty shit tho

Ikr

Ikr

Any of you niggers wanna voice chat?

sure

wait no imma sleep

no

Ya bunch of pussies

@Antarctican Dictator

Alright

Conservative woman on the left
Liberal women on the right
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10/10

Goth Trump gf

My gf is an emo republican

hOly ShiT

It's pretty epic

Where I live amphetamines, opiates, benzo’s and barbiturates are ALL
legal, as long as the per dose quantity is less than 100mg and that they are mixed in with 2 other ingredients

In a proportion of less or equal to 2.5%

Of the dose

Damn dude buy some legal speed