Message from @eLemeNt19

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2019-01-27 03:30:14 UTC  

Moloch's work

2019-01-27 03:30:28 UTC  

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2019-01-27 03:30:39 UTC  

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

2019-01-27 03:30:51 UTC  

The verdict, which fell just hours before the International Women’s Day, is considered “historic” by some experts and advocacy groups for women’s rights.

“It may seem too little, too late, but it is truly a milestone event for all women in the region,” explains Jane Austin, visibly excited.

“This is a great leap forward for women’s rights in Saudi Arabia”
– Jane Austin, Women’s Liberation Action Network
“From now on, women will be considered as members of the mammal class, whereas before women shared the legal status of an object, similar to that of a home appliance,” she admits.

2019-01-27 03:31:12 UTC  

***In an unprecedented ruling, a panel of Saudi scientists has concluded that women are actually mammals, granting them the same rights as other mammal species such as camels, dromedaries and even goats.
***

2019-01-27 03:31:16 UTC  

im just so done

2019-01-27 03:31:20 UTC  

wtf is saudi arabia

2019-01-27 03:31:36 UTC  

Based

2019-01-27 03:31:48 UTC  

dude

2019-01-27 03:31:50 UTC  

I still consider them as decoration

2019-01-27 03:31:51 UTC  

check out this one

2019-01-27 03:32:00 UTC  

The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.

“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters.

“I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.

2019-01-27 03:32:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/538924157895835669/saudi2.jpg

2019-01-27 03:32:33 UTC  

She's mad cause a vacuum is better at sucking dick than she is

2019-01-27 03:32:45 UTC  

how can u fuck a vacuum cleaner

2019-01-27 03:32:53 UTC  

there is no friction

2019-01-27 03:32:58 UTC  

I mean you can't fuck it

2019-01-27 03:33:09 UTC  

But it can suck your dick

2019-01-27 03:33:13 UTC  

still no friction

2019-01-27 03:33:16 UTC  

to make u horny

2019-01-27 03:33:18 UTC  

...

2019-01-27 03:33:34 UTC  

200 iq

2019-01-27 03:33:46 UTC  

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

2019-01-27 03:33:55 UTC  

A Qatari man thought it was a good idea to seal his wife’s vagina with crazy glue as he was going away for a few days on a business trip, reports the Doha Tribune this morning.
The 33-year-old man was brought forth before the court after his wife was rushed off to the emergency room and suffered medical complications and excruciating pain.

He confessed to the judge that he was guilty of gluing her genitals but only because he believed she had adulterous ideas after he found out she had liked a post of his 12-year-old cousin on Facebook.

2019-01-27 03:34:11 UTC  

Based

2019-01-27 03:34:22 UTC  

BACON IS NOT ALLOWED

2019-01-27 03:34:55 UTC  

Due to Qatar’s strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that isn’t “permissible” or “allowed” in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very serious criminal charges.

Accused of “possession of controlled substances”, “trafficking controlled substances” and “illegal importation of controlled substances”, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 lashes and 15 years in prison.

2019-01-27 03:38:38 UTC  

Anal bacon lmao

2019-01-27 03:38:54 UTC  

When your country treats bacon like heroin

2019-01-27 03:39:10 UTC  

Welcome to COOLSVILLE

2019-01-27 03:39:31 UTC  

Mudslimes are missing out on some tasty shit tho

2019-01-27 03:40:36 UTC  

Ikr

2019-01-27 05:06:07 UTC  

Ikr

2019-01-27 05:45:25 UTC  

Any of you niggers wanna voice chat?

2019-01-27 05:49:42 UTC  

sure

2019-01-27 05:49:48 UTC  

wait no imma sleep