Message from @eLemeNt19

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2019-01-27 03:28:33 UTC  

AHAHJAHAHAHA

2019-01-27 03:28:50 UTC  

“I went there to fight but I guess they had other plans for me,” he told reporters, visibly ashamed.

“Upon my arrival, they kept pinching my ass, rubbing my nipples across my shirt and whistling at me,” he said.

2019-01-27 03:28:54 UTC  

gay isis

2019-01-27 03:29:09 UTC  

“At first, I thought it was all fun and games until I woke up one day chained to a bed, dressed in a robe with makeup and lipstick on my face,” he recalls in horror.

2019-01-27 03:29:10 UTC  

Well they are Jews

2019-01-27 03:29:13 UTC  

So yes

2019-01-27 03:29:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/538923455983255554/germanisisbitch.jpg

2019-01-27 03:29:28 UTC  

poor boogie

2019-01-27 03:29:33 UTC  

They're homos

2019-01-27 03:29:39 UTC  

“At first my anus bled a lot, but with time, I guess my body just got used to it,” he added.

2019-01-27 03:29:43 UTC  

They're not even brown

2019-01-27 03:29:49 UTC  

One commander told me I was doing Allah’s work and that ISIS soldiers respected me and appreciated my services and that I was more valuable to them chained to this bed than in the line of fire,” he told reporters.

2019-01-27 03:29:52 UTC  

allah s work

2019-01-27 03:29:53 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-27 03:29:53 UTC  

They're Jewish

2019-01-27 03:29:54 UTC  

im done

2019-01-27 03:30:14 UTC  

Moloch's work

2019-01-27 03:30:28 UTC  

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2019-01-27 03:30:39 UTC  

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

2019-01-27 03:30:51 UTC  

The verdict, which fell just hours before the International Women’s Day, is considered “historic” by some experts and advocacy groups for women’s rights.

“It may seem too little, too late, but it is truly a milestone event for all women in the region,” explains Jane Austin, visibly excited.

“This is a great leap forward for women’s rights in Saudi Arabia”
– Jane Austin, Women’s Liberation Action Network
“From now on, women will be considered as members of the mammal class, whereas before women shared the legal status of an object, similar to that of a home appliance,” she admits.

2019-01-27 03:31:12 UTC  

***In an unprecedented ruling, a panel of Saudi scientists has concluded that women are actually mammals, granting them the same rights as other mammal species such as camels, dromedaries and even goats.
***

2019-01-27 03:31:16 UTC  

im just so done

2019-01-27 03:31:20 UTC  

wtf is saudi arabia

2019-01-27 03:31:36 UTC  

Based

2019-01-27 03:31:48 UTC  

dude

2019-01-27 03:31:50 UTC  

I still consider them as decoration

2019-01-27 03:31:51 UTC  

check out this one

2019-01-27 03:32:00 UTC  

The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.

“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters.

“I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.

2019-01-27 03:32:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/538924157895835669/saudi2.jpg

2019-01-27 03:32:33 UTC  

She's mad cause a vacuum is better at sucking dick than she is

2019-01-27 03:32:45 UTC  

how can u fuck a vacuum cleaner

2019-01-27 03:32:53 UTC  

there is no friction

2019-01-27 03:32:58 UTC  

I mean you can't fuck it

2019-01-27 03:33:09 UTC  

But it can suck your dick

2019-01-27 03:33:13 UTC  

still no friction

2019-01-27 03:33:16 UTC  

to make u horny

2019-01-27 03:33:18 UTC  

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