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“I went there to fight but I guess they had other plans for me,” he told reporters, visibly ashamed.
“Upon my arrival, they kept pinching my ass, rubbing my nipples across my shirt and whistling at me,” he said.
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“At first, I thought it was all fun and games until I woke up one day chained to a bed, dressed in a robe with makeup and lipstick on my face,” he recalls in horror.
Well they are Jews
So yes
poor boogie
They're homos
“At first my anus bled a lot, but with time, I guess my body just got used to it,” he added.
They're not even brown
One commander told me I was doing Allah’s work and that ISIS soldiers respected me and appreciated my services and that I was more valuable to them chained to this bed than in the line of fire,” he told reporters.
allah s work
lmao
They're Jewish
im done
Moloch's work
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The verdict, which fell just hours before the International Women’s Day, is considered “historic” by some experts and advocacy groups for women’s rights.
“It may seem too little, too late, but it is truly a milestone event for all women in the region,” explains Jane Austin, visibly excited.
“This is a great leap forward for women’s rights in Saudi Arabia”
– Jane Austin, Women’s Liberation Action Network
“From now on, women will be considered as members of the mammal class, whereas before women shared the legal status of an object, similar to that of a home appliance,” she admits.
***In an unprecedented ruling, a panel of Saudi scientists has concluded that women are actually mammals, granting them the same rights as other mammal species such as camels, dromedaries and even goats.
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im just so done
wtf is saudi arabia
Based
dude
I still consider them as decoration
check out this one
The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.
“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters.
“I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.
She's mad cause a vacuum is better at sucking dick than she is
how can u fuck a vacuum cleaner
there is no friction
I mean you can't fuck it
But it can suck your dick
still no friction
to make u horny
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