What faggotry did I miss? I'll run up in anyone's house, most likely invited by your mom, and I'll stick around for a hot meal and to plow said mom

Fuck around and find out literal faggots, I'll be your new step dad

both of my mom's?

Then, afterwards, I'm going to make you write and illustrate a children's book and publish that shit and it's going to be called "When Uncle McAfee37 Came To Dinner And Then Came In My Mom"

you're a shit security system

I'm a one man band security system

still shit

Well what do you want? Let's talk numbers and you'll see a marked improvement

And that doesn't even make any sense, I'm trying to roll with it but you've lost me

I just don't like mcafee security

Go clean your room until your mom calls us for dinner

my mom only rapes *me* loser

McAfee is run by Poos and Team Diversity now

I'll rape you with your mom after we fill up on her meatloaf

no you wont

I'll rape you both

Don't tell me how to live my life

And, don't threaten me with a good time

im gonna pump you so full you'll give a whole new meaning to twinkie

I was in the Infantry, we used to take mass showers together. America's finest warriors all under steaming shower heads, peckers glistening in the semi dim lights, and soap parading across our perfect pectoral muscles from thousands of push-ups

I don't care

when I'm done with you I'm shipping you off to ram ranch

You ever sat in a Humvee in Afghanistan at night, talking about having a chick put her finger in your ass while she blows you when you get home? I have

have you ever seen 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch?

Or wrapped your pecker in saran wrap to plow a Chinese hooker in a northern Iraqi hotel?

18 throbbing coccks wanting to be sucked

18 toned asses waiting to be fucked

You made this pretty gay, at least I threw some vag in my rape fantasies

nothing straighter than raping your own mom

True

I used to rape my mom while my dad was away on Navy business

She was in the Navy, too, so I would rape him while she was away

relatable

sometimes id rape my whole family back to back

great christmases

My uncle, at family get togethers, would invite me down to the basement, right? There he'd set up a camcorder, yes VHS, and would make me sing "The Star Spangled Banner" naked while he caressed his red, white, and blue aircraft carrier sized boner. Then around the time I turned eleven, he started ignoring me for my younger, more supple cousin and in fits of jealous rage is when I started raping my dad because he was some faggoty, weak, navy POG

Sometimes, I'd catch my dad hiring male prostitutes to slap his junk around, so I knew I could get away with my raping

bro you didn't twist your family into a hierarchy, consisting of you at the top, your female family member harem, and manual labor make family members?

pussy