Epic gamer win

@robert from kinoplex do it again and I'll run up in your house nigger

@qisbj role given

I don't normally tell people I'd go in their actual house but that guy was griefing and making a joke out of it

Grief all niggers

Based

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Bald gang

What faggotry did I miss? I'll run up in anyone's house, most likely invited by your mom, and I'll stick around for a hot meal and to plow said mom

Fuck around and find out literal faggots, I'll be your new step dad

both of my mom's?

Then, afterwards, I'm going to make you write and illustrate a children's book and publish that shit and it's going to be called "When Uncle McAfee37 Came To Dinner And Then Came In My Mom"

you're a shit security system

I'm a one man band security system

still shit

Well what do you want? Let's talk numbers and you'll see a marked improvement

And that doesn't even make any sense, I'm trying to roll with it but you've lost me

I just don't like mcafee security

Go clean your room until your mom calls us for dinner

my mom only rapes *me* loser

McAfee is run by Poos and Team Diversity now

I'll rape you with your mom after we fill up on her meatloaf

no you wont

I'll rape you both

Don't tell me how to live my life

And, don't threaten me with a good time

im gonna pump you so full you'll give a whole new meaning to twinkie

I was in the Infantry, we used to take mass showers together. America's finest warriors all under steaming shower heads, peckers glistening in the semi dim lights, and soap parading across our perfect pectoral muscles from thousands of push-ups

I don't care

when I'm done with you I'm shipping you off to ram ranch

You ever sat in a Humvee in Afghanistan at night, talking about having a chick put her finger in your ass while she blows you when you get home? I have

have you ever seen 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch?

Or wrapped your pecker in saran wrap to plow a Chinese hooker in a northern Iraqi hotel?

18 throbbing coccks wanting to be sucked

18 toned asses waiting to be fucked

You made this pretty gay, at least I threw some vag in my rape fantasies

nothing straighter than raping your own mom

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