tell me, memez

in any media

what the fuck do elves do with their SEVERAL HUNDRED YEAR LIFESPAN

Goblins and trolls are better than humans

they do fuckALL

lazy bastards tbh

they make art

still better than filthy human scum

okay? They could be to the fucking MOON if they gave a shit

they spend 50 years writing a poem on the beauty of a rose's petals

fucking goblins invent cooler stuff

doing fuckall is better than ravaging everything in their path

and yet they're always shit at preventing ravages, arent they?

Depends on edition tbh
Humans in 5e D&D are the best race

literally every race > humans

get fucked

@Spooky Melon thx for the photograph, downloaded

I'd rather take a child soldier than an elf

probably would be more useful

Elves are shit.
Elves are always shit.
Elf was the choice of race for edgelord wankers until they thad the option to pick tieflings, and then Dragonborn.
TLDR original shitlord edgibois.

yeah but don't you want a hot elf lady to lay on top of at night

@Scale_e wait a FUCKING SECOND

Elf yes. specifically Drow

everyone wants to be Drizzt

**I don't see many elves in 5e**

*snrk*

**i see a lot of elves where there arent those races**

coincidence?

Indeed

Elves arent mechanically very good in 5e, thats why

bruh

Nope

Dwarves are better

@Scale_e originally there werent any tieflings or dragonb

so Elves are the original master race

also, you sound triggered af

I would blow my fucking brains out before taking on a dragonborn or a tiefling

just triggered 😄

tiefling is ok.

dragonborn are the mechanically worst race in 5e

I've never seen a tiefling that wasnt "oh so quirky/random/edg4lord lol"