Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

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2019-11-02 15:11:20 UTC  

Palpatine returning is perhaps the worst thing of all.

2019-11-02 15:11:42 UTC  

Chances are, just like the other characters such as Han and Luke, they'll bring him back just to kill him.

2019-11-02 15:19:15 UTC  

Really would have never guessed

2019-11-02 15:25:55 UTC  

Wasn't there a whamen behind palpatine's schemes in this universe now?

2019-11-02 15:27:03 UTC  

Yeah, some sort of governor that apparently went about either avoiding or correcting all of Palpatine's mistakes because he was apparently a madman incapable of being an intelligent dictator after overthrowing an entire galaxy.

2019-11-02 15:27:53 UTC  
2019-11-02 15:28:09 UTC  

the EU was far more powerful than current canon

2019-11-02 15:28:20 UTC  

because you had like Planet-Busting Relativistic Jedi who had FTL reactions and shit

2019-11-02 15:28:46 UTC  

which were like....generic Jedi Masters (IE Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, etc)

2019-11-02 15:31:34 UTC  

and then the mid-tiers were Sith with like....artifact that could fucking yeet Stars out of existence

2019-11-02 15:32:14 UTC  

and then you had the top-tiers

2019-11-02 15:32:20 UTC  

which were like Solar-System busters

2019-11-02 15:32:27 UTC  

(Brakiss being a baseline, as he could manipulate the energy of stars)
https://imgur.com/WRaIddO

2019-11-02 15:32:30 UTC  

then you had God-Tiers

2019-11-02 15:32:38 UTC  

like Legends Luke, and Abeloth

2019-11-02 15:32:59 UTC  

who were like multiple times stronger than Brakiss who was capable to drawing energy from stars

2019-11-02 15:34:04 UTC  

EU went overboard with all manner of writers; suitably over-the-top and unrestricted.
But when it comes to canon, you don't expect nor demand such faults.

2019-11-02 15:34:10 UTC  

Lmao hopefully Palpatine kills Rey and kylo

2019-11-02 15:34:20 UTC  

Even though I would have liked the EU to have been more grounded.

2019-11-02 15:34:21 UTC  

well, the leaks show Palpy yeeting Kylo

2019-11-02 15:34:26 UTC  

and then Rey yeeting Palpy

2019-11-02 15:34:32 UTC  

and then Kylo getting resurrected somehow

2019-11-02 15:34:45 UTC  

Star Wars is so gay now

2019-11-02 15:35:03 UTC  

I mean it kinda always was

2019-11-02 15:35:11 UTC  

Different atmosphere now.

2019-11-02 15:35:20 UTC  

Now it’s unbearable

2019-11-02 15:35:38 UTC  

@Zephyr Blackfish the EU gets absolutely fucking batshit insane after the Yuuzhan Vong war

2019-11-02 15:35:54 UTC  

likewise, the EU is incredibly batshit insane during the Old Republic era

2019-11-02 15:36:14 UTC  

because you have that one trooper who basically tanked Force Lightning and then a grenade explosion

2019-11-02 15:36:22 UTC  

(in that cinematic for SWTOR)

2019-11-02 15:36:31 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I believe the phrase "shit's fucked" is suitable, now.

2019-11-02 15:36:58 UTC  

TBF I love those trailers.

2019-11-02 15:37:03 UTC  

this is where the force-lightning tanking feat comes from

2019-11-02 15:37:08 UTC  

he takes that shit point-blank

2019-11-02 15:37:15 UTC  

and while it DOES heavily scar his face

2019-11-02 15:37:26 UTC  

he's like "nah fam" and uses a grenade

2019-11-02 15:37:31 UTC  

which ALSO explodes point-blank

2019-11-02 15:37:37 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck fuck you I wanna be mad lmao

2019-11-02 15:38:31 UTC  

actually