Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 635224647889059853
@Marushia Dark a bit
Jesus, dude
arschloche
I’m mainly being a dick to Jigaboo
Because I can
Say I'm white
You're white
Thank you
Kalt, sehr kalt. Meiner Jugenfrienden heute fahren
you are gay livid
Livid’s brown irl
I know him
Idk if thats the right word
He tanned for too long
do I need to prove it to you
Aber neuner haus!
schade. Ja, heute ist es ein bischen Kalt hier auch
Maybe hes just Italian
Doubt
Too dark
Neues Haus? GUILE!
Sicilian, then
Too dark to be Sicilian
Have you met a Sicilian?
He looks as gay as Monica
Neues Lied fur Neus Haus!
Probably African of some kind
Well, was Courtney Cox gay?
Yes
Ja ja. Super Groß. Ein schlafzimmer.
Secretly
Secretly, all women are gay
Yes
guile. ganz guile
And secretly, all men are women. Therefore, either way, you're gay