Message from @Jokerfaic
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@Bones I thought caesar described the germanic barbarians as having red hair
or is this significantly after that
me and the boys about to sack a fellow christian city
i..uh..*burp* i forgot to tell ya morty
your grand uncle is *belch* k-k-kevin spacey *buuuurp*
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/26/09/4898B9DB00000578-5315485-image-a-1_1516958181239.jpg
lol
yeah, no one seems to like to talk about how the crusaders killed about half as many christians as muslims
if they died
they werent really christians were they
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iirc didnt they sack one of the cities because they didnt pay what they said they would?
what are they, the british empire?
history is written by the victors... until history is dug up later and observed from an objective outside viewpoint
i acknowledge the crusaders in terms of the grand scheme of things but how they really behaved in terms of *honorable combat and dealing with civilians* was very yikes and oof, dare i say cringe
eh, the outside viewpoint will still be tainted slightly
well once it gets to the mainland
archaeologists themselves tend to be pretty unbiased, I've found
huh, nice
i mean... when you're out in the fucking dirt digging around, and possibly in the heat i can see why
yeah, hard to keep political ideology and bias when you're in the business of finding what time forgot in climes that no one else wants to be in
well, telling people that their sins and debauchery will be forgiven if they fight for the pope really doesnt make for a very noble bunch of recruits
yeah...
Oh Catholics were a fucking racket for the longest time
fuckin proto-austrian shennanigans
kinda like now where anyone who would go for jihad just for the *promise* of underaged poosey probably isnt of sound mind to begin with
by around the time of the first ottoman forays into hungary they just about said plainly "hey, pay up and the pearly gates are yours"
Then along came good ol' Martin Luther
... or I may be mixing up notes hammered on the doors of cathedrals
no wait that's right, it was some other guy around the ottoman time that challenged the infallibility of the Pope as the voice of god
so all the christian sects were all huffing puffing and burning houses down over it and too busy to help save the boy-king of Hungary from Sulleiman
Yay Lutherans
who let the 6y old bitch on internet ?