reminder that scrooge sleeps on the floor

he's an unwashed savage attentionmonger

Damn, can't find my crimpers.... next time, i put some hair around them

then no problem finding it

@spooky ducc his cat looked terrified.

https://tenor.com/2Y2B.gif

kitty no :(

made the terrible thing with the brain comic, what's my sentence?

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This is livids cat

@ManAnimal @MrDrk666 *was

@MrDrk666 I don't know what that's making me laugh

That was his cat

what kind of preverted, twisted.... degeneracy...

sisters only have said thoughts in porno or prison

choose

Or doujinshi

@ManAnimal considering I write porno that kinda narrows it down

porno isn't 'written'

it can be

well, i can use a blonde as a toliet... but there are better uses

its called erotica, dude, and there's a market for it

not that I'd be caught dead trying to sell anything I've written

there is a 'market' for any type of degeneracy these days

i like it better when the market was black

vanilla erotica isn't even that degenerate

that shit USED to be reserved for female smut novels

its just reading porn, how have you not heard of this

that MALES read it these days....

aliens, if you can hear me. COME ENSLAVE US! We no longer deserve freedom

I'd be flattered as fuck if any women read the trash I write

well, read it and LIKED it

well indeed

@Jokerfaic is a writer on Metabods @ManAnimal

metawhats?

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