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"But it's still far from healed" cuz remember kids, we still want your tax money!

.... what?

that's not even one of the conspiracies

you understand ozone does exist

so you've never heard of carbon taxes?

okay?

still doesn't justify that statement

justify?

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-man-rapes-stuffed-animal-target-20191023-3dnplh5nfvf3rpjynm6htc4wje-story.html

...

"sexually assaults"

"stuffed animal"

does it count as rape if its inanimate?!

pierre delecto

give him a handlebar mustash

no the name is french

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9CVVQIKB2U

handlebar assumes testosterone

a pierre moustahe, a pointed soul patch, long eyebrows, and a cigarette

John Ward is a criminally underrated Youtuber

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/02/florida-man-allegedly-cut-electric-scooters-brakes-fort-lauderdale/3842946002/
>more than 140 scooters vandalized

okay

👏

https://tenor.com/view/hopeless-disappointed-ryan-reynolds-facepalm-embarrassed-gif-5436796

I think its time to consider the option

of the floridian prison colony

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/articles/2019-10-01/florida-becomes-first-state-to-require-child-trafficking-prevention-education
👀

that bad

wow

just need to extend the wall a tad

okay

not option

its now mandatory

Florida is now an open air prison

make it happen

Florida will be our Australia

we can finally let Puerto Rico in and not have to change the flag

you fuckers think I'm joking