Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 636752549654954006
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"sexually assaults"
"stuffed animal"
does it count as rape if its inanimate?!
pierre delecto
give him a handlebar mustash
no the name is french
handlebar assumes testosterone
a pierre moustahe, a pointed soul patch, long eyebrows, and a cigarette
John Ward is a criminally underrated Youtuber
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/02/florida-man-allegedly-cut-electric-scooters-brakes-fort-lauderdale/3842946002/
>more than 140 scooters vandalized
okay
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I think its time to consider the option
of the floridian prison colony
that bad
just need to extend the wall a tad
okay
not option
its now mandatory
Florida is now an open air prison
make it happen
Florida will be our Australia
we can finally let Puerto Rico in and not have to change the flag
you fuckers think I'm joking
I'm drafting the petition now
PR is a basketcase
puerto rico would become a welfare state, better to keep it as a territory
keep the status quo
America has no fucking business having unincorporated fucking territories, we are not a fucking feudal empire
we are an empire
no, we're not, nor should we ever aspire to that fucking inevitable fucking cursed title
we have 700 military basis in 130 countries
that looks like an empire to me
and if my memory serves me correctly we have something like 7 territories approx.