Message from @Coolitic

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2019-10-25 17:09:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/637336823777067020/muslim_cat.png

2019-10-25 17:09:01 UTC  

Is this some startrek special effects

2019-10-25 17:10:21 UTC  

huh

2019-10-25 17:10:24 UTC  

it isn't fake

2019-10-25 17:10:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/637337189675696188/Screenshot_20191025-191016_Firefox.jpg

2019-10-25 17:10:38 UTC  

But it's like the North lights

2019-10-25 17:11:23 UTC  

It's from 2016

2019-10-25 17:11:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/637337439786106902/Screenshot_20191025-191111_Firefox.jpg

2019-10-25 17:12:46 UTC  

that is some pretty *extreme* magnetic storms then

2019-10-25 17:12:54 UTC  

well fuck me running

2019-10-25 17:12:58 UTC  

and would also have to be on the very edge of the atmosphere

2019-10-25 17:13:01 UTC  

considering how dense said atmosphere is it is

2019-10-25 17:13:42 UTC  

Greeks called that shit right on the money

2019-10-25 17:13:50 UTC  

Jupiter = Zeus

2019-10-25 17:13:58 UTC  

... or was that the Romans

2019-10-25 17:14:22 UTC  

Jupiter has the strongest magnetic field of any planet in the solar system, stretching almost to the orbit of Saturn

2019-10-25 17:14:24 UTC  

wait

2019-10-25 17:14:25 UTC  

no

2019-10-25 17:14:26 UTC  

that light

2019-10-25 17:14:28 UTC  

is false color

2019-10-25 17:14:32 UTC  

it is in fact ultraviolet

2019-10-25 17:14:33 UTC  

I mean, Jupiter is far larger than Earth with a more powerful magnetic field, it makes sense for the northern lights to be so vivid and powerful

2019-10-25 17:14:37 UTC  

hence why it looks fake

2019-10-25 17:14:48 UTC  

because the ultraviolet was super-imposed on Jupiter

2019-10-25 17:15:41 UTC  

aaaooohhhhhh...

2019-10-25 17:20:57 UTC  

Beto would make good target practice

2019-10-25 17:22:36 UTC  

Welcome to the rice fields

2019-10-25 17:22:50 UTC  

Gun owners: "You can't take our guns!"
Beto: *signs law saying that guns are illegal*
Guns: "Mr. Trump I don't feel so good" *dies*

2019-10-25 17:23:24 UTC  

That’s like banning crime and expecting it to not exist

2019-10-25 17:23:51 UTC  

If you wanted to stop crime, you’d just get rid of all the niggers

2019-10-25 17:23:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/637340560566386721/Jin.Roh.full.1498817.jpg

2019-10-25 17:23:57 UTC  

His understanding of American gun culture is facile

2019-10-25 17:24:14 UTC  

Well, he is mexican after all

2019-10-25 17:24:38 UTC  

And a convicted felon who was caught breaking and entering

2019-10-25 17:24:44 UTC  

His name is Robert, he calls himself Beto to sound hispanic

2019-10-25 17:25:49 UTC  

And how did he come up with "beto"? Well, you see, it's got a Levenshtein distance of 1 from "beta", which describes him *perfectly*.

2019-10-25 17:27:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/637341526556540928/Screenshot_20191025-192734_Firefox.jpg

2019-10-25 17:27:58 UTC  

I was right then

2019-10-25 17:28:07 UTC  

So its not fake?