lol

that had to be FUNNY

we also sicced the dogs on him

yeah he was watching me and my mum watch tv in the living room through our window

we noticed him after he failed to duck in time

Offer a hijabed girl to get stoned, she will run fast too

and he ran through the garden

shit, that must such if you dating a guy and u have 5 brothers

he got away but lmao

i have had to deal with that

So, you shot (at) the cops MA.. that probably ends poorly.

He broke in while you were at home?

nah; no need

well it was late

he was waiting for us to goto bed i think

hence the watching us through the window shit

I mean that's worse if you think about it lol

sawed off? did you just admit to a federal crime? @ManAnimal

My defense is me flitting around the country. XD

If I wanted to break in

To a home

people don't do shit here; they know better

I'd do it during work houra

Or check the garage et

I swear to god if you call the feds on manimal i'll sperg out

Etc*

Good thing you didn't call him a nigger

where else will i get my boomer advice

Afterall, mobility is key.

yeah, wtf

oh yeah good thing

did you read that story about a man who had 7 black guys on his property

@Uksio xD

all armed

and he pulled a shotty

thanks osb <:tiptip:462282246695419934>

and got done because he told them to fuck off

People don't seem to understand how someone might use racial epithets just out of pure anger any more

Nah, just to be like 1 million percent clear. Again, it's not in my character to misuse law enforcement in general as a weapon.

If they were never tempted they don't get it

Also, I like MA.. so..