Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 637679338367483914


2019-10-26 15:44:19 UTC  

he dindu nuffin

2019-10-26 15:44:23 UTC  

Tarkin's sole moment of competence in the Extended Universe (to my knowledge) was allowing Natasi Daala to rise up the ranks. One might even say he was a tad progressive by allowing Daala to rise up the ranks

2019-10-26 15:44:40 UTC  

kanye has seen the light 🙏

2019-10-26 15:44:42 UTC  

which shines a light on the disparity of the Empire's high-command and regular Imperials

2019-10-26 15:44:54 UTC  

Regular Imps were for lack of a better phrasing....

2019-10-26 15:44:58 UTC  

Xenophobic and Sexist. Not racist, though. The Imps had transcended racism, to my knowledge

2019-10-26 15:45:15 UTC  

And, to my knowledge, there weren't any female Stormtroopers in the EU

2019-10-26 15:45:24 UTC  

In Rebels, there's a Death Trooper who's female LMAO

2019-10-26 15:46:44 UTC  

Actually

2019-10-26 15:46:55 UTC  

doing a bit of digging, there WERE female stormtroopers in EU

2019-10-26 15:47:56 UTC  

```Service in the Stormtrooper Corps was open to both Human men and women, but female stormtroopers were an extremely rare sight under Palpatine's reign and on average there were never more than three female stormtroopers within a whole legion. In spite of this disparity, some female troopers served in elite units, such as the Coruscant Guard. Female stormtroopers underwent the same hard training as their male counterparts. Only the best of the best recruits were selected for the stormtrooper corps. Once accepted into the stormtrooper corps, every trooper was treated as an equal. There were no differences between males and females. They even shared the same barracks. Wearing the exact same white stormtrooper armor, one could not distinguish between a male or female stormtrooper.```

2019-10-26 15:48:10 UTC  

Which makes the comparison of the Empire to Nazi Germany to be a tad...odd, actually

2019-10-26 15:48:38 UTC  

Rember when Disney didn't own star wars? Rember those blessed times?

2019-10-26 15:48:38 UTC  

If anything, the Empire itself is a hybridized adaptation

2019-10-26 15:48:56 UTC  

of various Dynasties of China (the ruthless meritocracy)

2019-10-26 15:49:28 UTC  

The rise the emperor is clearly inspired by the rise of hitler

2019-10-26 15:49:44 UTC  

But the empire itself wasnt really a nazi empire

2019-10-26 15:49:53 UTC  

Likewise, there is also some elements of the Azad Hind and the USSR

2019-10-26 15:49:55 UTC  

Clearly the empire was good

2019-10-26 15:49:55 UTC  

since, y'know

2019-10-26 15:50:01 UTC  

females were allowed in fighting capacity

2019-10-26 15:50:49 UTC  

The empire was human dominated but so were the republics

2019-10-26 15:51:18 UTC  

Yeah, hence why I compared it to China

2019-10-26 15:51:21 UTC  

They make up lore to say the empire is racist now tho

2019-10-26 15:51:23 UTC  

it was incredibly xenophobic

2019-10-26 15:51:40 UTC  

but there were still chances for non-humans to occasionally rise through the ranks

2019-10-26 15:51:47 UTC  

Albeit rare chances

2019-10-26 15:51:55 UTC  

Is really annoying how they changed the lore to make it more pc

2019-10-26 15:52:02 UTC  

Millions of them

2019-10-26 15:52:13 UTC  

Nah, likely tens of millions or even BILLIONS

2019-10-26 15:52:29 UTC  

given the estimates of the Galaxy's inhabitants

2019-10-26 15:52:38 UTC  

Star wars numbers change all the time

2019-10-26 15:53:09 UTC  

Star was was still the most overrated movie franchise of all time

2019-10-26 15:53:21 UTC  

did u filthy fuckers watch hbos watchmen? <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-10-26 15:53:29 UTC  

Apparently one turbo laser blast from a star destroyer is like a h bomb in some sources. Then more reasonable numbers elsewhere

2019-10-26 15:53:29 UTC  

this shit man <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> i cant even <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-10-26 15:53:29 UTC  

Nope

2019-10-26 15:53:50 UTC  

Hbo released a watchmen?

2019-10-26 15:53:53 UTC  

@Tato what's un it?