we need to bad assault bread knives

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or buy a sword

**YOU GOTTA BE EXACT LITTERAL LIKE THE BIBBLE**

@Napoleon Lee Scott Swords were merely the sidearms of the day. Tech evolves

**but but but you cant cause a massacre with a sword**

god said not to kill

god said not to take his name in vain

"but but but you cant cause a massacre with a sword"
@Spooky Melon Genghis Khan would like to have a word with you

@Thundermark thats called thousands of niggers with swords

bows > swords when it comes to militia tbh

so the Crusades

which people *KILLED PEOPLE* **IN THE NAME OF GOD**

yeah you broke 2 of the most important commandments crusades

hope you're happy

Genghis Khan would agree with that too

@Napoleon Lee Scott "god said not to kill"
He said not to *murder.* Self-defense is always justifiable.

@Napoleon Lee Scott ay B the muzzies were invading
**YOU KNOW WE HAD TO DO IT TO EM**

the Crusades were righteous self defence change my mind

nah they were doing a good

getting rid of Byzantium

"oh my god the crusades were awful fucking organized religion"
>ignores the muslims invading fucking everything beforehand

(not you by the way)

@Spooky Melon i never said that

i said god wouldn't support the crusades

oh nvm

i just mean the general "oh but the christians waged terrible war" kind of dudes

@Napoleon Lee Scott The Crusades were (at least *started out as* ) entirely morally & ethically justifiable *defensive* wars that were *legal* by that day's standards as a response to centuries of unjustified Muhammedan aggression.

he gets it

he's just saying that it technically goes against god's wishes

then *later* they went into "mission creep"

the first crusades i can get

yeah

by why like 10 of them

crusades were just hyper remove kebab

b/c the first one was so much fun?

**REMOVE KEBAB**

sacking Constantinople was a **big** oopsie tho

the whole sacking thing was a big oopsy

nah

and to be fair, who knows if the crusaders even knew what fucking language the byzantines were speaking

Kebab needed to be removed from Christian lands