Message from @spooky ducc
Discord ID: 625207107943268352
My internet AI clone better evil
>be me
>ck2
>King of Greece (Byz Emp exploded)
>be 77 years old
>two daughters
>one died of a cough
>didn't anticipate surviving this long
>couldn't find marriage for daughter
>she's past menopause
>Despite being the savior of Orthodoxy against Iconoclasm, have to nut up and nut in some young girl to spawn an heir
>pick out an Isauros maiden, a bastard of the old Iconoclastic Emperor
>sure enough, my 77 year old Joseph Joestar seed has secured the dynasty
>wife dies immediately the next day from a sheer heart attack
>marry the maiden
>nobody suspects a thing
Fucking *smoov.*
...
my character is literally a combination of a JoJo and Zeus and it's fantastic
he's 77 and still pile-driving pagans out of the Steppes
I'm going to cry when he dies finally low key
an outstanding adventure he's been on
But are you going to name your new heir jotaro
The dynasty name is Maragos
Carpenter, in Greek
We were a small county family that rose through Byzantine society before leading the Greeks to freedom away from the Iconoclasts
My son is named Maurikios, after dad
Michael Maragos
also the game now calls me a White Knight <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
"Matthaios the White-Knight"
☝
Makes me moist
I'll change the nickname but the bloodline is pretty on brand for a JoJo tier playthrough
"Valiant Blood of Matthew Maragos"
legends say the descendents of Matthew Maragos have a birthmark in the shape of a cross on their back
Matthew Maragos has died
November 11, 838 AD, aged 85
can we get an F for Old Joseph
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WTF
@ᴠᴀᴇʀʏɴɴ WAT
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