"Slaves obey your earthly Masters" - Jesus

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-you-need-jesus-thats-what-you-need-gif-11003249

another jab at otherkin. why are there so many fucking dragons seriously, read some mythology you pricks.

"I come not to bring peace, but a sword"

And other quotes taken out of context

"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's"

What you don't wanna be an all-powerful giant flying lizard cat?

Render Caesars's palace unto Caesar.

I want to go back in time just tot tell Iesus of Nazareth "Profligates like you belong on a cross"

Jesus' message was not of slavery, what the fuck, dude, you're making other athiests look bad, shut up

western dragons are febble little fuckers in comparison to dozens of other mythical monsters. they just consider dnd dragons canon enough.

"Nigga, I didn't die for this" -Jesus

hell even chinese dragons outperform westerns.

That is a quote dick

lol

"Oh my FUCKING god" - Jesus of Nazareth shortly before dying of exposure, 31ad, colorized

https://biblehub.com/ephesians/6-5.htm

Iunno, Dunkelzahn was pretty aight, and he was a western dragon.

It is written in red

Ala Jstar quote

In my bible anyway

Quotes taken out of context are meaningless

Which is why I despise 99% of organized christianity

I can provide context

jeasus was a bethesta character. I might still have that meme around.

"Shit, are those nails rusty, I'ma need a tetanus shot when i rise in 3 days" -Jesus

Because you can make the bible say ANYTHING

It is the big book of multiple choice

read between the lines.

the bible contradicts itslef within a single sentence.

Ephesians, as in Epistolary, not his fucking quote.

Move your hand in front of your face and blink

"THEY GOT THEM BOOTLEG FIREWORKS N SHIT! AAAAAAH!" - moses

its funny the people who criticize people that believe the bible as being literal minded fools, are themselves also being literal minded fools

lmao

thou shall do x no more than 1 paragrpah later thou shall not do x

'blow up the 9/11, you wont' - Jesus

The idea that you should take any script as gospel IS the act of faith.

That sentence does not make sense

@Harazu Keshtah literally everything in the OT can be chucked out the window unless you're a J00
"The fig tree bears no fruit"

@n0ne0ther not talking about faith