Message from @Chuckler
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they had an irc channel?
Yes. Long ago.
"Slaves obey your earthly Masters" - Jesus
another jab at otherkin. why are there so many fucking dragons seriously, read some mythology you pricks.
"I come not to bring peace, but a sword"
And other quotes taken out of context
"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's"
What you don't wanna be an all-powerful giant flying lizard cat?
Render Caesars's palace unto Caesar.
I want to go back in time just tot tell Iesus of Nazareth "Profligates like you belong on a cross"
Jesus' message was not of slavery, what the fuck, dude, you're making other athiests look bad, shut up
western dragons are febble little fuckers in comparison to dozens of other mythical monsters. they just consider dnd dragons canon enough.
"Nigga, I didn't die for this" -Jesus
hell even chinese dragons outperform westerns.
That is a quote dick
lol
"Oh my FUCKING god" - Jesus of Nazareth shortly before dying of exposure, 31ad, colorized
Iunno, Dunkelzahn was pretty aight, and he was a western dragon.
Ala Jstar quote
In my bible anyway
Quotes taken out of context are meaningless
Which is why I despise 99% of organized christianity
I can provide context
jeasus was a bethesta character. I might still have that meme around.
"Shit, are those nails rusty, I'ma need a tetanus shot when i rise in 3 days" -Jesus
Because you can make the bible say ANYTHING
It is the big book of multiple choice
read between the lines.
the bible contradicts itslef within a single sentence.
Ephesians, as in Epistolary, not his fucking quote.
Move your hand in front of your face and blink
"THEY GOT THEM BOOTLEG FIREWORKS N SHIT! AAAAAAH!" - moses
its funny the people who criticize people that believe the bible as being literal minded fools, are themselves also being literal minded fools
lmao
thou shall do x no more than 1 paragrpah later thou shall not do x
'blow up the 9/11, you wont' - Jesus
The idea that you should take any script as gospel IS the act of faith.
That sentence does not make sense