PANIC

Wy launch people into the Sun? Wasting perfectly good organic matter. You should compost.

The compost would just add to the greenhouse gasses

You're not eco-panicking hard enough

send them to the core to keep it burning fuel

We are trying to save the Earth here!

We need to go to completely nonsensical extremes in order to deny scientific advancement that would actually solve our problems

Compress and heat them so they become coal.

Because if we solve our problems, Greta has to go back and finish highschool

keep the surface moderately cool
but keep the core burning

And Greta doesn't want that

on a serious note why do these climate scientists completely forget that there's a giant volcano under yellowstone

because its inactive?

it's overdue for an eruption.

Why do all these suicidally altruistic hyperleftists ignore that death is inevitable regardless of how hard they devote their tiny lifespans to being control freaks

You could be doing *anything* else

there's also one under italy I thnk

Imagine devoting your entire life to telling other people how to live
And then dying

insert religion joke here

they should just play civ 5 or aoe if they wanna boss people around.

I agree with the maniacs that the planet is doomed in the sense we are changing it to make it so life as we see it now will struggle to exist. I just do not see life as that much to worry about

Shit at least the religious have the delusion that their actions will reward them

We are a virus with shoes in the words of BH

im all for environmentalism not because i love mother earth
but because mother earth is a cunt that constantly wants to kill me and i wanna keep the world i live in at least habitable

Oh it's all very sagely and wise to reduce the entirety of the human population to shit on the bottom of a shoe
We developed suicidal existentialism just for the kind of people who think like this, but unfortunately for us they won't nut up and just kill themselves

our present level of enviromental stuff is more than enough wanna deal with pollution either blow up europe or do something about china

We'd need to exterminate the Indian, African, and Chinese populations to make Greta happy

also btw, a lot of americans really dont feel or see the real effects of climate change because they live far away from the equator. as someone living in a tropical country right on the equator belt, shits getting crazy, seasons have started to go out of sync

But how fucking dare we not declare Exterminatus on the very planet we're ostensively trying to save

climate change was always gonna happen if not by our own hand than by just something normal.

@Ayylmao no our seasons are starting to get fucky up here. I don't see the planet literally shearing in half though

I was expecting an earth-shattering kaboom

The emissions China makes are somewhat "ours" in the sense that we outsouce a LOT of shit there

China would just pursue other economic avenues if America weren't in bed with them

They're already doing this

they should support trump's trade war on china then but of course they don't because orange man not obama man.

Drop the eco-guilt. The US is one of very few self-regulating countries in the world in this regard

We literally outsource our waste to shitty countries

Shitty countries BEG US to outsource our waste there so they can feed their families by picking through it

Shipbreaking in India is a prime example

I think their is more nuance