That reminds me, the Brexit slogan should be "Make America Again"

ENTROPY 2020

"Launching the lower economic bracket of the global population into the sun 2020"

Brought to you by Greta n Friends

Crammed into a shipping container

gotta watch britan's politics closly it's weird but america seems downstream from britan.

No just individually

Fire 'em off a big goddamn rubber band or something

Sounds uneconomical

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoop right into the sun

Aaaaaand they're gone

we'll save the planet all we gotta do is exterminate humanity "climate maniacs"

how does the lord emperor deal with the mars colony demanding independence from the earth empire?

reds will become a slur with a whole new context

We'll save the planet all we gotta do is ~~exterminate everyone~~

PANIC

Wy launch people into the Sun? Wasting perfectly good organic matter. You should compost.

The compost would just add to the greenhouse gasses

You're not eco-panicking hard enough

send them to the core to keep it burning fuel

We are trying to save the Earth here!

We need to go to completely nonsensical extremes in order to deny scientific advancement that would actually solve our problems

Compress and heat them so they become coal.

Because if we solve our problems, Greta has to go back and finish highschool

keep the surface moderately cool
but keep the core burning

And Greta doesn't want that

on a serious note why do these climate scientists completely forget that there's a giant volcano under yellowstone

because its inactive?

it's overdue for an eruption.

Why do all these suicidally altruistic hyperleftists ignore that death is inevitable regardless of how hard they devote their tiny lifespans to being control freaks

You could be doing *anything* else

there's also one under italy I thnk

Imagine devoting your entire life to telling other people how to live
And then dying

insert religion joke here

they should just play civ 5 or aoe if they wanna boss people around.

I agree with the maniacs that the planet is doomed in the sense we are changing it to make it so life as we see it now will struggle to exist. I just do not see life as that much to worry about

Shit at least the religious have the delusion that their actions will reward them

We are a virus with shoes in the words of BH

im all for environmentalism not because i love mother earth
but because mother earth is a cunt that constantly wants to kill me and i wanna keep the world i live in at least habitable

Oh it's all very sagely and wise to reduce the entirety of the human population to shit on the bottom of a shoe
We developed suicidal existentialism just for the kind of people who think like this, but unfortunately for us they won't nut up and just kill themselves

our present level of enviromental stuff is more than enough wanna deal with pollution either blow up europe or do something about china