https://twitter.com/bencoates1/status/1176750116474163201 I thought this was real for like 10 whole minutes

"the UK could be suspended from the Commonwealth"

https://tenor.com/view/shock-disbelief-stunned-mrbean-gif-9553766

gave me a right giggle

requesting queen palpatine saying she IS the commonwealth

"UK could be suspended from the commonwealth" shush don't give the remainers ideas.

oof

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322568665843367947/627013237770289162/image0.jpg

hahahaha the "whistleblower" turned out to be citing press-clippings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucu0z56ejFo

Let me see if I have this straight:

Pelosi has moved for an actual impeachment proceeding... on basis of a claim of pressuring a foreign power to act against a relative of a current Presidential candidate... the only recorded info about the call includes no such information... and the "whistleblower" themselves come right out and say everything they believe is a matter of rumor, hearsay, and press clippings.

DO I HAVE THIS SHIT CORRECT

My coworkers think this is going to make trump go away and they are relieved

I keep telling them the news is pointless to listen to

I suddenly very much support the legalization of recreational marijuana because I could really go for a toke right now.

So im not convincing anyone

This isn't even about crying wolf anymore ffs

welcome to the democrats

Its like brexit.

How do people live like this?!

People throwing a tantrum

i legitimately have no idea why anyone would vote for democrats AT ALL

anyone that does in 2020 should go to an asylum

because seriously

they throw this shit up all the time

I'm fuckin' gobsmacked right now

its a constant jebait

The news has control over the masses

why would anyone have any trust in them

If its on the news...

Just depends which channel you choose

I can't even have a goddamn beer to take the edge off thanks to these antibiotics

Just like turn off your screens and go for a walk and wave your arms around

that never helps, I just end up down at the park with the neighbors yelling for me to shut up it's 2am and people are trying to sleep

note that it's currently 10:45pm

Lol sounds like you need to shut up

no can do fren

that's broken

He is a ponynigger, what did you expect

^