i know one vegan girl thats super overweight

And they like burgers

i feel bad for her honestly

So there's a market for daux burgers

Imagine being a vegan not because you care about sentient animals but becuz of climate change <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

The hypocricy is strong: "I hate meat but I will simulate the meat taste"

technically

Do you really hate it?

humans best consume nuts

So you want to eat a burger that is the definition of completly manufactured

meat and nuts

To have a good... Healthy amount of semen you must eat a lot of wholefood bread.

dude i had the impossible whopper it was pretty good tbh

Cereals and grains.

A manufactured burger full of perservatives

Vegans eat that

Meat and nuts, that's what I feed my little sister

I actually like the idea of genetically modified fungi that produce all the proteins we need

That is a cool idea

Fungi is just cool man

Fungi would be pretty cool

I am not against meat eating though

Fungi is just like the dankest thing

I just want a smaller, more efficient food industry

@Uksio it'd probably become just as useless as multivitamins

Until we end up controlled by Fungi.

Mind controlled like those poor ants.

Ooo that sounds fun

bruh imagine tripping all the time

Any terrible crimimals get controlled by the fungi

Fungi with "meat proteins" and "animal oils" can be immesurably useful for people separated from meat sources

Cordyceps gay

We're not Orks.

Perfect labor force

Say an antarctic colony, space station

And then you get groups advocating for fungi rights

@Uksio dried meat

You need to transport it

Protein shakes

Fungi grows

Nutritional supplements