Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 623235802159120384


2019-09-16 19:13:09 UTC  

You ask him why he'll be like 'cos I wanna'

2019-09-16 19:13:20 UTC  

He’s listening to shit on his headphones

2019-09-16 19:13:38 UTC  

I’m not gonna bother getting up just to tap him on his shoulder

2019-09-16 19:13:46 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-16 19:13:57 UTC  

Tap him with open palm on its face

2019-09-16 19:13:59 UTC  

Now look at me single in my 30s.

2019-09-16 19:14:02 UTC  

It’s not annoying, it’s actually kinda funny

2019-09-16 19:14:09 UTC  

You wish you had it this good

2019-09-16 19:14:22 UTC  

Ahhh newmoney

2019-09-16 19:14:27 UTC  

Explains a lot

2019-09-16 19:14:43 UTC  

Sometimes if I tilt my laptop near my bed I can pretend I'm hugging PeP to sleep

2019-09-16 19:14:48 UTC  

Lmao

2019-09-16 19:15:28 UTC  

I actually knew some kid like the one in the library

2019-09-16 19:15:41 UTC  

He also randomly just scratched his face

2019-09-16 19:15:44 UTC  

Idfk why

2019-09-16 19:15:56 UTC  

Getting itchy from all the sugar

2019-09-16 19:15:57 UTC  

And he’d flip his shit and start crying

2019-09-16 19:15:58 UTC  

Or meth

2019-09-16 19:16:02 UTC  

One or the other

2019-09-16 19:16:17 UTC  

But tbf, there were some real asshole delinquents in the class

2019-09-16 19:16:34 UTC  

One of em even said he’d punch the teacher

2019-09-16 19:16:39 UTC  

He never did though

2019-09-16 19:16:44 UTC  

Fucking pussy

2019-09-16 19:16:48 UTC  

LOL

2019-09-16 19:16:54 UTC  

should have gone R....

2019-09-16 19:17:16 UTC  

Most of the delinquents in my HS talked the talk but didn’t walk the walk

2019-09-16 19:17:39 UTC  

lol kiddies

2019-09-16 19:17:54 UTC  

do your homework eat your veggie slil boy

2019-09-16 19:17:56 UTC  

Lmao cause highschool my dood

2019-09-16 19:18:08 UTC  

I mean I’d rather they just talk shit instead of actually beating up the teacher lol

2019-09-16 19:18:08 UTC  

I once heard this black chick at the back of the bus say she’d kick the ass of the youngest police-officer at the school, if he didn’t have his gun

2019-09-16 19:18:24 UTC  

If there beating up the teacher where in a whole new layer of problems

2019-09-16 19:18:24 UTC  

Ignoring the fact that he probably knows basic self-defense

2019-09-16 19:19:14 UTC  

And also ignoring the fact that there were like...20 places to learn martial arts...within like 5 miles of town

2019-09-16 19:19:49 UTC  

I would never say I'd punch a teacher without punching them

2019-09-16 19:20:03 UTC  

What a weird thing :p

2019-09-16 19:20:07 UTC  

Just do it

2019-09-16 19:20:20 UTC  

its a black chick they have big mouths

2019-09-16 19:20:29 UTC  

Woulds fucking pussy Western retards

2019-09-16 19:20:34 UTC  

If you don't wanna fuck a black woman, you racist
If you do want to fuck a black woman, you rapist

2019-09-16 19:20:34 UTC  

Nah, the first was a dude