Now if she tries to choke me i'm gonna yeet her ass out the window, bilzerian style

is your wife your propert yor your love fish

>bilzerian style

they think you trea ther like a car

it's hard to see how one can come to think 'responsibility' is a virtue when that beleive will make them beasts of burden to the rest

He drives her often

She has no brakes?

I mean my wife isn't really my property lol, no

Why did you put a ring on her then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

' i paid for that AZZ, i 'll slap it when i feel like it'

lol

its funny to watch turbo virgins giv eopinoins on how you treat your wife

well I mean how would you define "property"

Remember boys: There is Sex for money and Sex for free

I mean I do basically grab at her and touch her as I want lol

Sex for MONEY is ALWAYS cheaper....

sex is never free

Dude basically why I wont get married- I'm a turbo cunt and know I would get divorced and lose 100% of everything <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

haha well at least you're honest

what she doesn't know about, she can't take

As for kids- you'll never find me, I'll poncho up in a forest <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

why on earth would you marry when you can stuff a bitch in the basement

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most importantly

your gay the only thing your stuffing is your asshole

and i am a firm beleiver of subsituting a 'dead-man's switch' for a pre-nump

Nothing wrong with stuffing your asshole, as long as its full of fireworks <:pepe:312704217028493312>

how have we had this long of a convo about marriage without Iron popping in here to give his "all women are whores don't marry be a volcel" shtick

all women are whores

don’t marry

be a volcel

done

😎

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i.e. if you fuck me over, when i day, a portion of my net-worth will be used to sanction you and your family/friends

making your life hell when i am gone

Dude I don't understand why peeps get married today outside of financial benefit (and risk), I prefer hooking up and kicking out the next morning, if they make breakfast they get to stay for a couple of hours longer <a:peekmonkas:601102369933230095>

to ge tmarried you first have to get agf

lesson: don't fuck over someone because if you do and they die because of it, you and yourse will serve as a warning to the rest of the world

so your in luck cause tha twont ever happen

turbo virgins are funny